For Drew Herrington, it all started the winter he worked as a smoke-jumper in the backwoods of Appalachia. After spending the too many cold nights in the back of a Good-Times van with infamous moonshiner and meat master, “Popcorn” Sutton, learning the unconventional ways of this humble, but passionate, renaissance man, Drew knew there had to be a better way to get his smoke on. And thus began his slow smoke culinary journey, and meteoric rise, to EL CAPITAN of Team Fleur de Que. Please take a few minutes flip through his two blockbuster cookbooks, “Don’t let your Meatloaf” and “Who hid my Salami?” in the FDQ gift shop.

 

For Drew Herrington, it all started the winter he worked as a smoke-jumper in the backwoods of Appalachia. After spending the too many cold nights in the back of a Good-Times van with infamous moonshiner and meat master, “Popcorn” Sutton, learning the unconventional ways of this humble, but passionate, renaissance man, Drew knew there had to be a better way to get his smoke on. And thus began his slow smoke culinary journey, and meteoric rise, to EL CAPITAN of Team Fleur de Que. Please take a few minutes flip through his two blockbuster cookbooks, “Don’t let your Meatloaf” and “Who hid my Salami?” in the FDQ gift shop.

  A card-carrying member of The Tribe, Brad Gottsegen's life-long, passionate pursuit of the forbidden swine left rabbi after rabbi to question his true heritage and bemoan his porcine desires. Brad's chutzpah continued in 2013 when he aggressively lobbied Hogs to create a "Kosher" category, along with changing the then five-year-old festival's name to Hogs (And Maybe A Nice Piece of Fish) For The Cause in order to encourage more like him to come out of the closet. Needless to say, those pigs didn't fly, and Brad's been breaking the rules in biblical proportions ever since.

 

A card-carrying member of The Tribe, Brad Gottsegen's life-long, passionate pursuit of the forbidden swine left rabbi after rabbi to question his true heritage and bemoan his porcine desires. Brad's chutzpah continued in 2013 when he aggressively lobbied Hogs to create a "Kosher" category, along with changing the then five-year-old festival's name to Hogs (And Maybe A Nice Piece of Fish) For The Cause in order to encourage more like him to come out of the closet. Needless to say, those pigs didn't fly, and Brad's been breaking the rules in biblical proportions ever since.

  Patrick Able, aka “Richie Rich”, is a recently retired actor, director and producer in the adult film industry, where he was a 16 time AVN award winner. When he is not home icing his back and groin you can find him at Bruno’s on Maple Street enjoying a cold one. As a valued member of Team Fleur de Que, his sole responsibility is to provide eye candy for the ladies.

 

Patrick Able, aka “Richie Rich”, is a recently retired actor, director and producer in the adult film industry, where he was a 16 time AVN award winner. When he is not home icing his back and groin you can find him at Bruno’s on Maple Street enjoying a cold one. As a valued member of Team Fleur de Que, his sole responsibility is to provide eye candy for the ladies.

  Taylor Beery is pretty convinced that Toad the Wet Sprocket is one of the more under-rated bands of the 90s. Through the album “Fear”, Taylor learned war, dance, love and barbecue. He brings all these skills to his role as Swinesassin with Team Fleur de Que. Gin Blossoms and Big Head Todd are also sweet.

 

Taylor Beery is pretty convinced that Toad the Wet Sprocket is one of the more under-rated bands of the 90s. Through the album “Fear”, Taylor learned war, dance, love and barbecue. He brings all these skills to his role as Swinesassin with Team Fleur de Que. Gin Blossoms and Big Head Todd are also sweet.

  Minor Pipes had a major problem when Boss Hog caught him smoking Rosco's Pork, and in hindsight, that rafting trip down Bayou Dularge was a bad idea. A short stint in Angola only enhanced his passion for pork, and set him on a crash course with a date with FDQ.

 

Minor Pipes had a major problem when Boss Hog caught him smoking Rosco's Pork, and in hindsight, that rafting trip down Bayou Dularge was a bad idea. A short stint in Angola only enhanced his passion for pork, and set him on a crash course with a date with FDQ.

  No stranger to the spit, Miller Engelhardt has been roasted for a solid 16 years. Slow smoked and crispy, we just hope he makes it.

 

No stranger to the spit, Miller Engelhardt has been roasted for a solid 16 years. Slow smoked and crispy, we just hope he makes it.

  FDQ's kung fu fighter, Jim Nieset's superhero status remains safely hidden behind whale pattern cords and bow ties. Willing to leap firey pits in a single bound, there is nothing Jim won't do for the pork and FDQ. His kryptonite is plaid on plaid.

 

FDQ's kung fu fighter, Jim Nieset's superhero status remains safely hidden behind whale pattern cords and bow ties. Willing to leap firey pits in a single bound, there is nothing Jim won't do for the pork and FDQ. His kryptonite is plaid on plaid.

  Rodney Lacoste has no discernible skills, other than burning and pillaging like a Viking on meth. Don’t let his necklace of Russian Boar tusks fool you; he is a sweetheart of a guy. Just ask baby brother Richard.

 

Rodney Lacoste has no discernible skills, other than burning and pillaging like a Viking on meth. Don’t let his necklace of Russian Boar tusks fool you; he is a sweetheart of a guy. Just ask baby brother Richard.

  Do you know why Texas doesn’t fall off into the Gulf? Cuz Oklahoma sucks. Brian Lawrence hales from the Sooner land of steers and queers, and his passion for, and experience with, butts leaves the team wondering. His enthusiasm, while enviable, is not contagious. Brian brings the beef whether you like it or not!

 

Do you know why Texas doesn’t fall off into the Gulf? Cuz Oklahoma sucks. Brian Lawrence hales from the Sooner land of steers and queers, and his passion for, and experience with, butts leaves the team wondering. His enthusiasm, while enviable, is not contagious. Brian brings the beef whether you like it or not!

  Don’t let the pink shirts and Garden District address fool you. Edmund Redd is much closer to swine than fine wine. Known in pork circles as The Butcher, Edmund was once the shining star of the Ft. Payne, Alabama, 4-H Club. Edmund could tie a hog and milk a sow like nobody else in the tri-county area. He had an uncanny connection to the animals, and he loved them like a family. But that all changed the night he caught Mary Sue in the barn, in a 3 way, with Wilbur and Porky.

 

Don’t let the pink shirts and Garden District address fool you. Edmund Redd is much closer to swine than fine wine. Known in pork circles as The Butcher, Edmund was once the shining star of the Ft. Payne, Alabama, 4-H Club. Edmund could tie a hog and milk a sow like nobody else in the tri-county area. He had an uncanny connection to the animals, and he loved them like a family. But that all changed the night he caught Mary Sue in the barn, in a 3 way, with Wilbur and Porky.

  Matt French aka “Dr. Feelgood” picked up a little more than an MD during his 4 years in Granada. Our Caribbean spice secret weapon, he’ll jerk anything.

 

Matt French aka “Dr. Feelgood” picked up a little more than an MD during his 4 years in Granada. Our Caribbean spice secret weapon, he’ll jerk anything.

  Scarred terribly in a 1979 pit fire, Joel Funderburk now hides behind a mask and cape to conceal his wounds. He lives in the shadows of team Fleur de Que, manning the pits from dusk to dawn, and speaking few words. But the ones you do hear scream of his passion and desire to tame the fire that so dramatically changed his life.

 

Scarred terribly in a 1979 pit fire, Joel Funderburk now hides behind a mask and cape to conceal his wounds. He lives in the shadows of team Fleur de Que, manning the pits from dusk to dawn, and speaking few words. But the ones you do hear scream of his passion and desire to tame the fire that so dramatically changed his life.

  On the cusp of semi-stardom on the Indian cricket circuit, Nauman Thomas endured a career ending pinky sprain and missed his window, not unlike Johnny Utah in Point Break. He comes to Team Fleur de Que with his tail between his legs, but a sticky wicket.

 

On the cusp of semi-stardom on the Indian cricket circuit, Nauman Thomas endured a career ending pinky sprain and missed his window, not unlike Johnny Utah in Point Break. He comes to Team Fleur de Que with his tail between his legs, but a sticky wicket.

  Sam Zurik, our "special sauce" expert, has mentored chefs worldwide, including, among others, Mario Batali, Bobby Flay and Michel Guérard, on how to harness the essence of the salty sweetness he's so famous for. The ladies just can't get enough, and his Friday night hands-on demonstrations really put Team FDQ on the map.

 

Sam Zurik, our "special sauce" expert, has mentored chefs worldwide, including, among others, Mario Batali, Bobby Flay and Michel Guérard, on how to harness the essence of the salty sweetness he's so famous for. The ladies just can't get enough, and his Friday night hands-on demonstrations really put Team FDQ on the map.

  A simple man with simple needs, Rob Laurent was the inspiration for Warren in "Something About Mary." While his ears are off limits, his frank 'n beans are pure fair game. He puts them here, he puts them there, and if you're not careful, he'll put 'em in you.

 

A simple man with simple needs, Rob Laurent was the inspiration for Warren in "Something About Mary." While his ears are off limits, his frank 'n beans are pure fair game. He puts them here, he puts them there, and if you're not careful, he'll put 'em in you.

  Voted "Hottest Ever" in the US Marine Corps pin-up calendar - twice - Peyton Bush's pork is known worldwide. He has stuffed his pork in foxholes, fellow Marines (God Bless America!), and he can't wait to show it to you in the special "porkpourri" category at Hogs For The Cause.

 

Voted "Hottest Ever" in the US Marine Corps pin-up calendar - twice - Peyton Bush's pork is known worldwide. He has stuffed his pork in foxholes, fellow Marines (God Bless America!), and he can't wait to show it to you in the special "porkpourri" category at Hogs For The Cause.

  Bobby Carey, and his "Pet Detective" brother Jim, never really saw eye to eye when it came to the wild kingdom. Jim spent his days rescuing everything from dolphins to dingoes to Dan Marino, while Brother Bobby opened a string of wildly successful BBQ joints across the Southwest. Bobby brings his skills at the pit, and what's left of the Carey family sense of humor, to FDQ.

 

Bobby Carey, and his "Pet Detective" brother Jim, never really saw eye to eye when it came to the wild kingdom. Jim spent his days rescuing everything from dolphins to dingoes to Dan Marino, while Brother Bobby opened a string of wildly successful BBQ joints across the Southwest. Bobby brings his skills at the pit, and what's left of the Carey family sense of humor, to FDQ.

  Making fat people pretty since 1987, Trevor Palmer is responsible for more walks of shame than Miller Lite. What this has to do with smoking hogs, we have no idea... wait, yes we do. The team thanks him for letting us bring our heat to F&M's, and we promise to leave a little of Sam's special sauce on the pool table.

 

Making fat people pretty since 1987, Trevor Palmer is responsible for more walks of shame than Miller Lite. What this has to do with smoking hogs, we have no idea... wait, yes we do. The team thanks him for letting us bring our heat to F&M's, and we promise to leave a little of Sam's special sauce on the pool table.

  Without Jonathan Epstein, the 80's might have never known Big Hair. Jon spent most of the decadent decade teasing the golden locks of the likes of Vince Neil, Sabastian Bach, and that guy from Warrant, partying with porn stars and arriving by limousine. That came to a grinding halt, however, with the opening notes of Grunge, and he was lucky to find work curling the fries at Arby's, where he's been ever since. Fortunately he knew a guy, who knew a guy who heard Team FDQ was looking for a fry guy to take it's already world famous pulled pork cheese fries to the next level, and come up with a team Mullet, and the rest, as they say is hair-story.

 

Without Jonathan Epstein, the 80's might have never known Big Hair. Jon spent most of the decadent decade teasing the golden locks of the likes of Vince Neil, Sabastian Bach, and that guy from Warrant, partying with porn stars and arriving by limousine. That came to a grinding halt, however, with the opening notes of Grunge, and he was lucky to find work curling the fries at Arby's, where he's been ever since. Fortunately he knew a guy, who knew a guy who heard Team FDQ was looking for a fry guy to take it's already world famous pulled pork cheese fries to the next level, and come up with a team Mullet, and the rest, as they say is hair-story.

  Stanton Murray is the greatest drummer to come out of New Orleans in decades. His celebrity and global reach can't help but bring home the bacon for Team FDQ. Just kidding. He's a broke dick yacht salesman who just wants to measure your mast.  

 

Stanton Murray is the greatest drummer to come out of New Orleans in decades. His celebrity and global reach can't help but bring home the bacon for Team FDQ. Just kidding. He's a broke dick yacht salesman who just wants to measure your mast.

 

  All the posh hunting clubs and LSU 50 yard line seats in the world couldn’t help Little Lukie Guarisco overcome the shame of the Vienna Sausage the good Lord gave him, until he found his “so much hotter than he deserves” wife who loved him just the way he was (and big houses, fancy cars, Caribbean vacations, posh hunting clubs, and LSU 50 yard line seats). The Team is expecting something tight from Guarisco on Hogs Saturday to attract the crowds, and we are not talking about Luke’s pants.

 

All the posh hunting clubs and LSU 50 yard line seats in the world couldn’t help Little Lukie Guarisco overcome the shame of the Vienna Sausage the good Lord gave him, until he found his “so much hotter than he deserves” wife who loved him just the way he was (and big houses, fancy cars, Caribbean vacations, posh hunting clubs, and LSU 50 yard line seats). The Team is expecting something tight from Guarisco on Hogs Saturday to attract the crowds, and we are not talking about Luke’s pants.

  Steven Bandi is Bob Vila’s protégé, and according to Steve, he's the brains behind the operation and should have his own show. In a recent telephone interview, Bob said that Steve has talent, but is little more “handsy”  than he is “handy,” insisting that gals on set taste his pork, and more recently, just tri-tip please. Nevertheless, he nailing it on the booth committee.

 

Steven Bandi is Bob Vila’s protégé, and according to Steve, he's the brains behind the operation and should have his own show. In a recent telephone interview, Bob said that Steve has talent, but is little more “handsy”  than he is “handy,” insisting that gals on set taste his pork, and more recently, just tri-tip please. Nevertheless, he nailing it on the booth committee.

  David “Moon” Beahm is Team FDQ’s life coach, helping members work through their issues, like Peyton Bush refusing to wear pants, or Patrick Able’s refusal to retire as an adult pork star, despite his sagging ratings, and sagging in general. Moon can be found in his velvet-lined Airstream trailer behind the booth, if you need to talk.

 

David “Moon” Beahm is Team FDQ’s life coach, helping members work through their issues, like Peyton Bush refusing to wear pants, or Patrick Able’s refusal to retire as an adult pork star, despite his sagging ratings, and sagging in general. Moon can be found in his velvet-lined Airstream trailer behind the booth, if you need to talk.

  Chris McMillan left Wells Fargo in Charlotte, NC, in a hurry after signing up several thousand old ladies and welfare mamas to questionable credit card accounts. He went on a bender, possibly blacked out, but definitely woke up in New Orleans with no clue how he got here. With no money or real prospects, Chris started a website catering to “chubby chasers,” where he was discovered by Team FDQ… coincidentally, of course.

 

Chris McMillan left Wells Fargo in Charlotte, NC, in a hurry after signing up several thousand old ladies and welfare mamas to questionable credit card accounts. He went on a bender, possibly blacked out, but definitely woke up in New Orleans with no clue how he got here. With no money or real prospects, Chris started a website catering to “chubby chasers,” where he was discovered by Team FDQ… coincidentally, of course.

  After eating a bad oyster on St. Anne Street during Mardi Gras 1989, Craig Brewer hasn't been able to touch a bivalve since. With his passion redirected into a quest to smoke the perfect hog, his desire for sausage, and all things pork, has grown insatiable. Knowing no boundaries, his late night assaults, six pack abs, and hot link have made more than one member of Boar's Nest blush.

 

After eating a bad oyster on St. Anne Street during Mardi Gras 1989, Craig Brewer hasn't been able to touch a bivalve since. With his passion redirected into a quest to smoke the perfect hog, his desire for sausage, and all things pork, has grown insatiable. Knowing no boundaries, his late night assaults, six pack abs, and hot link have made more than one member of Boar's Nest blush.

  Trimble Green is a renaissance man with a passion for crime fighting and a soft spot for Beanie Babies. You may remember him from his stint as an extra on the hit series “Gimme A Break” in 1984. Come by the Fleur de Que tent and let him stuff your koozie.

 

Trimble Green is a renaissance man with a passion for crime fighting and a soft spot for Beanie Babies. You may remember him from his stint as an extra on the hit series “Gimme A Break” in 1984. Come by the Fleur de Que tent and let him stuff your koozie.

  Lee Finkelstein, the inspiration behind the smash hit "Get Lucky," is Team FDQ's marinade magician. His secret is a long, unexpected soak in his own proprietary brine. You will notice unmistakable hints of cold beer, boat drinks and the salty waters of the Gulf of Mexico in every bite.

 

Lee Finkelstein, the inspiration behind the smash hit "Get Lucky," is Team FDQ's marinade magician. His secret is a long, unexpected soak in his own proprietary brine. You will notice unmistakable hints of cold beer, boat drinks and the salty waters of the Gulf of Mexico in every bite.

  FDQ loves Adam Wirth... and Moose and Rocco. Adam's loan gave a fledgling dream legs that may be soon broken. Please, please, please vote us your favorite. If we don't bring home the bacon, we may find ourselves sleeping with the fishes.

 

FDQ loves Adam Wirth... and Moose and Rocco. Adam's loan gave a fledgling dream legs that may be soon broken. Please, please, please vote us your favorite. If we don't bring home the bacon, we may find ourselves sleeping with the fishes.

  Nobody turns lawyers, guns and money into hotdogs, buns and honey like John Jay Charpentier. Perhaps you have seen his sign on St. Charles Ave? Pigtails are his specialty. What man doesn’t like a good set of pigtails?

 

Nobody turns lawyers, guns and money into hotdogs, buns and honey like John Jay Charpentier. Perhaps you have seen his sign on St. Charles Ave? Pigtails are his specialty. What man doesn’t like a good set of pigtails?

  Charlie Lanier has only been cooking for a few years, but many say his sh*t is the best.

 

Charlie Lanier has only been cooking for a few years, but many say his sh*t is the best.

  Jay Adams is a direct descendant of President John Quincy Adams, and following in those famous footsteps, has shown strong leadership in his role as president of the Jerry Sanduski Fan Club. If you like your meat in small portions, Jay is your man.

 

Jay Adams is a direct descendant of President John Quincy Adams, and following in those famous footsteps, has shown strong leadership in his role as president of the Jerry Sanduski Fan Club. If you like your meat in small portions, Jay is your man.

  Kristin Baumer is shrimper by trade, but more likely to pull in a load of Columbian bales than a haul of browns and whites. Initially thought to be FDQ’s second female member, Yay!, his passion for pork, and skill with a rib soon proved us wrong. Kristin, or Kris now for the benefit of some of the single members, is eager is drop a few tales of the sea, and a couple hundred pounds of shrimp, on the fest grounds come Friday.

 

Kristin Baumer is shrimper by trade, but more likely to pull in a load of Columbian bales than a haul of browns and whites. Initially thought to be FDQ’s second female member, Yay!, his passion for pork, and skill with a rib soon proved us wrong. Kristin, or Kris now for the benefit of some of the single members, is eager is drop a few tales of the sea, and a couple hundred pounds of shrimp, on the fest grounds come Friday.

  Stephen Farnsworth, Team FDQ's resident sauce-mop master, will slather mustard and vinegar on anything if it will please the public. Butt's are his specialty, but he's not afraid of a big sausage either. He also rocks a mean pair of jorts.

 

Stephen Farnsworth, Team FDQ's resident sauce-mop master, will slather mustard and vinegar on anything if it will please the public. Butt's are his specialty, but he's not afraid of a big sausage either. He also rocks a mean pair of jorts.

  This feisty Scorpio hails from Kentucky but moved to LA in the early 70's to pursue a career in the blossoming adult pork industry. David McCelvey’s meat is legendary in KY territory. He now serves Fleur de Que as a pro bono flavor scientist. A master of smoking, a testament to his days in the adult pork industry, David's wood of preference is nothing else but the legs of priceless antique furniture. Look for his signature wood chips soon on QVC.

 

This feisty Scorpio hails from Kentucky but moved to LA in the early 70's to pursue a career in the blossoming adult pork industry. David McCelvey’s meat is legendary in KY territory. He now serves Fleur de Que as a pro bono flavor scientist. A master of smoking, a testament to his days in the adult pork industry, David's wood of preference is nothing else but the legs of priceless antique furniture. Look for his signature wood chips soon on QVC.

  Peirce Hammond likes it loose. His pork, his butts, and especially his tacos. P Ham packs more than his share of meat under his XXXL’s, and the ladies love him for it. Whether its teaching Geishas the value of a roomy Kimono, or showing off his poblano on the Mexican Riviera, bringing the pork will not be an issue.

 

Peirce Hammond likes it loose. His pork, his butts, and especially his tacos. P Ham packs more than his share of meat under his XXXL’s, and the ladies love him for it. Whether its teaching Geishas the value of a roomy Kimono, or showing off his poblano on the Mexican Riviera, bringing the pork will not be an issue.

  Robbie…Robby…Hartwig, believed to be the team’s first female member, Fleur de Que thought they had broken new ground. However, upon further inspection, team leaders found a full rib and flavored snowballs. Robby Moss is all man.

 

Robbie…Robby…Hartwig, believed to be the team’s first female member, Fleur de Que thought they had broken new ground. However, upon further inspection, team leaders found a full rib and flavored snowballs. Robby Moss is all man.

  John Currence is a James Beard Award nominated, nationally renowned Chef from Oxford, MS, but this ain’t him. Baby brother Richard is a FDQ newbie eager to prove himself on the pork scene while big brother is distracted feeding social climbers in the highrollers tent. No one ever said Richard wouldn’t do what it takes to reach Hog Heaven.

 

John Currence is a James Beard Award nominated, nationally renowned Chef from Oxford, MS, but this ain’t him. Baby brother Richard is a FDQ newbie eager to prove himself on the pork scene while big brother is distracted feeding social climbers in the highrollers tent. No one ever said Richard wouldn’t do what it takes to reach Hog Heaven.

  Once convicted of animal cruelty after an incident involving peanut butter, a 12-volt battery, and a mama sow, our resident zoophile, Paul Gallant, now spends his time lobbying for the use of pork as an alternative to Viagra. HIs favorite marketing tagline: "You don't need the whole hog, just a little sausage."

 

Once convicted of animal cruelty after an incident involving peanut butter, a 12-volt battery, and a mama sow, our resident zoophile, Paul Gallant, now spends his time lobbying for the use of pork as an alternative to Viagra. HIs favorite marketing tagline: "You don't need the whole hog, just a little sausage."

  The understated heir to the Weber Grill fortune, John Weber is known for bringing the wood and humming Lynard Skynard songs just before he drops his load. John's strains of hickory and pecan are crossed with his own Appalachian Sensimilla, which gives the team's meat its irresistible flavor. He only comes to town once a year from his compound on Copperhead Road to deliver the goods for FDQ.

 

The understated heir to the Weber Grill fortune, John Weber is known for bringing the wood and humming Lynard Skynard songs just before he drops his load. John's strains of hickory and pecan are crossed with his own Appalachian Sensimilla, which gives the team's meat its irresistible flavor. He only comes to town once a year from his compound on Copperhead Road to deliver the goods for FDQ.

  The forgotten 5th member of the "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" team, Terry Yarbrough's specialty was outdoor living and hot tubs. Underappreciated by the other guys, especially that slut Kyan, the show decided to focus on the NYC apartment scene, leaving Terry without an outlet for his art. Passions thankfully don't die easily, and Terry was able to exact his revenge on the since-cancelled "Queer Eye," when Team FDQ won the "Best Booth" award for Team FDQ in 2014.  

 

The forgotten 5th member of the "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" team, Terry Yarbrough's specialty was outdoor living and hot tubs. Underappreciated by the other guys, especially that slut Kyan, the show decided to focus on the NYC apartment scene, leaving Terry without an outlet for his art. Passions thankfully don't die easily, and Terry was able to exact his revenge on the since-cancelled "Queer Eye," when Team FDQ won the "Best Booth" award for Team FDQ in 2014.
 

  Known as the Pied Piper of Pork, the sows follow this man and his precious pork anywhere. The fact that Chris Wood's destination of choice is the closest Port-o-Let just impresses the sh*t out of Team Fleur de Que. His willingness to fall on a "grenade" for a team member makes him indispensable, and the fact that he loves it makes him a legend.

 

Known as the Pied Piper of Pork, the sows follow this man and his precious pork anywhere. The fact that Chris Wood's destination of choice is the closest Port-o-Let just impresses the sh*t out of Team Fleur de Que. His willingness to fall on a "grenade" for a team member makes him indispensable, and the fact that he loves it makes him a legend.

  Robert Stone's imaginary duties in his role in his imaginary kingdom have left him with no time for Team FDQ, and it's truly life-altering mission of helping children suffering with brain cancer. We wish him the imaginary best.

 

Robert Stone's imaginary duties in his role in his imaginary kingdom have left him with no time for Team FDQ, and it's truly life-altering mission of helping children suffering with brain cancer. We wish him the imaginary best.

  Team FDQ's newest member, Kelly Cusimano is the Italian Stallion of the fruit world. He drops his load from Uptown to Esplanade, making him just as popular at OZ as he is at Langenstein's. He says pork is new to him, but we kinda doubt it.

 

Team FDQ's newest member, Kelly Cusimano is the Italian Stallion of the fruit world. He drops his load from Uptown to Esplanade, making him just as popular at OZ as he is at Langenstein's. He says pork is new to him, but we kinda doubt it.

  Ross Chauvin done been drug out dat bayou and cleaned up by Team FDQ. A big hog and tiny ears are all that remain of the Swamp Thing trapped south of Dulac, but if he goes after your pork, you better "Choot 'em! Choot 'em!"  

 

Ross Chauvin done been drug out dat bayou and cleaned up by Team FDQ. A big hog and tiny ears are all that remain of the Swamp Thing trapped south of Dulac, but if he goes after your pork, you better "Choot 'em! Choot 'em!"

 

  The only true carnival royalty on the squad, Team FDQ is honored to welcome the captain of the Krewe of Choctaw, Noel Johnson, and the white pig he rode in on, into the fold. Not shy about showing off the hog between his legs, the squealing squaws stay close, allowing the shadier FDQ members to pick 'em off when the sun goes down.

 

The only true carnival royalty on the squad, Team FDQ is honored to welcome the captain of the Krewe of Choctaw, Noel Johnson, and the white pig he rode in on, into the fold. Not shy about showing off the hog between his legs, the squealing squaws stay close, allowing the shadier FDQ members to pick 'em off when the sun goes down.

  Nathan Schrantz is FDQ's own Lloyd Christmas. He takes pride in the fact that he was the third smartest kid on the "short bus." He built a trophy case to show off his participation medals, and flashes his junior college class ring to the ladies at the bar with a wink and a smile. Confidence like that doesn't grow on trees, ladies and gentlemen, and Team FDQ plans to milk it dry.

 

Nathan Schrantz is FDQ's own Lloyd Christmas. He takes pride in the fact that he was the third smartest kid on the "short bus." He built a trophy case to show off his participation medals, and flashes his junior college class ring to the ladies at the bar with a wink and a smile. Confidence like that doesn't grow on trees, ladies and gentlemen, and Team FDQ plans to milk it dry.

  Darren Manzari is a humanoid bounty hunter and pizza delivery guy from the Lando Calrissian controlled Cloud City on Planet Bespin. A hunter turned hunted after failing to deliver a pizza to Jabba the Hutt in 30 minutes or less, Darren had no choice but the flee to Earth and the protection of the last remaining Jedis of Team FDQ.

 

Darren Manzari is a humanoid bounty hunter and pizza delivery guy from the Lando Calrissian controlled Cloud City on Planet Bespin. A hunter turned hunted after failing to deliver a pizza to Jabba the Hutt in 30 minutes or less, Darren had no choice but the flee to Earth and the protection of the last remaining Jedis of Team FDQ.

  Hank Arrington is the pasty brother-from-another-mother of star NFL Linebacker LaVar Arrington. Being cursed with none of his bro's skills, talent, looks or money, Hank went into “electrical sales,” and can be found Monday – Friday at the Lightbulb Gallery on Little Farms Road.

 

Hank Arrington is the pasty brother-from-another-mother of star NFL Linebacker LaVar Arrington. Being cursed with none of his bro's skills, talent, looks or money, Hank went into “electrical sales,” and can be found Monday – Friday at the Lightbulb Gallery on Little Farms Road.

  Todd is a stay at home Dad, with not much to do but piddle with his pork. He works hard injecting it and making sure it’s smoked to properly by his Puerto Rican “manny,” who, come to think of it, seems a little unnecessary… Looking forward to his contribution as a first year full team member. Todd is too.

 

Todd is a stay at home Dad, with not much to do but piddle with his pork. He works hard injecting it and making sure it’s smoked to properly by his Puerto Rican “manny,” who, come to think of it, seems a little unnecessary… Looking forward to his contribution as a first year full team member. Todd is too.

Not Team FDQ’s subtlest team member, Josh was found stumbling around, naked, Fat Tuesday, on Frenchman Street, with his pork spray-painted gold, asking everyone to guess his name. He was asked to join on the team on the spot…obviously.  

Not Team FDQ’s subtlest team member, Josh was found stumbling around, naked, Fat Tuesday, on Frenchman Street, with his pork spray-painted gold, asking everyone to guess his name. He was asked to join on the team on the spot…obviously.